B.Stern. Blackhole.

 Pa, I had heared at the mall,
 There was dicovered Blackhole,
 I do not undertsand at all,
 Who painted it so black, that Hall?

 My daughter, these are not the same,
 you mix the meanings of the names,
 It may be good as sort of game,
 There is no painter there, to blame.

 One star was very big and bright
 As other stars, emitting light,
 But bigh and very heavy sight
 could not be long present all right.

 Our neighbor fatty Jimmy Scarr
 When came to us to play guitar.
 had told, he suffers in small car.
 but what is not all right with Star?

 Each mass attracts another mass.
 The most of stars of normal class
 resist with pressure of hot gas.
 But heavy stars can't and collapse.

 Attraction kept that star, then snap,
 It's like a brutal heavy clap
 That star had broke as glassy cup
 and it became a hole, a gap.

 Such hole pulls things in just one way,
 It gets inside all it may,
 And from inside, we can say,
 No even light can get away.

 Pa, I become afraid
 What danger are the holes you say
 And what if in one pretty day
 It pulls in us in just this way?

 Don't worry, this black hole is new
 because there are only few,
 And far away, as tells Review.
 We don't see them with normal view.

 If such a hole cannot be seen
 The talking don't have any mean.
 That hole, I now doubt in:
 Exist or not, it is not clean.

 No staff from it can get away,
 But we detect it anyway
 The matter falling in one way
 Sends us X-rays, so we can say.

 As paper in Phys.Rev. does read,
 The hole has a satellite
 From where the matter it does eat,
 Becoming heavier a bit.

 This story sounds very trist
 Imagine, ones does here sit
 And as that hole, from you does eat,
 without even poop a shit?

 I am not a meal, I am strong enough
 Your questions only make me laugh
 And if one tries to byte me rough
 I'll eat him, with his staff.

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Translation from Russian by Dmitrii Kouznetsov.

Copyleft permission:
I allow the free use and distribution of text of my song "Blackhole"
and all its translaitons to other languages.
Boris Stern, Dec 6, 2008.

The original is posted as 
http://www.ils.uec.ac.jp/~dima/FLY/Stern.txt (in Russian)
http://www.ils.uec.ac.jp/~dima/FLY/SternBlackhole.txt (in English)
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